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First and foremost, salutations and hullos to those of you coming in from Dinosaurs Fucking Robots. I’m simultaneously honoured and surprised that they posted my submission.

I’m sorry my layout isn’t more…webcomicy…but I have no knowledge of PHP (and thus the workings of WordPress), and thus can’t control this beast at the level I’d like to. If anyone knows where to find a guide to that sort of thing I’d be greatly appreciative.

Anyways, business: I’m one of the poor bastards who are graduating from the magical subset of reality that is college and moving on to a “real job”, a dastardly think where everything’s gray and box-shaped and simplified onto Excel spreadsheets (ew). As a result of said “graduating”, I’m obliged to inform relatives. Instead of ordering the same-old announcements that are plain and boring and most of which is ordered will sit in a box in an attic for years to come, I decided to make my own. Below is an…adaptation, I suppose, of what my card looks like. Enjoy.

BUT WHO THE HELL IS THAT SQUIRREL!? Maybe you’ll find out later.